Monday, June 07, 2004
Chav Index
Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not A Duck.: "Chav News
Let us examine the latest addition to the Pikey Index, your sure-fire measurement of all things pikey:
How many clip-on England flags do you have on your car?
0: Congratulations. You are not pikey. You may, however, be Scottish. Or Welsh.
1: 'Help! My kids made me buy one at Asda.' Slightly pikey.
2: 'I've got Burberry socks, a fake tan and sunglasses modelled by David Beckham.' Very pikey.
3 or more: 'My other car is a white van. What the fack you starin' at?' Well done. You are King of the Chavs."
